Becky and mark! The first time this season! New Becky!
25th football reunion for Dan. And he has a pimple. That Roseanne wants to pop. Hehe.
And new Becky is still bratty.
Carrot sticks and celery with ranch.
Ahh reliving their glorious youth of high school days. Ooh and Dan gets in trouble for the second time in as many episodes.
Becky and mark are going to move in back to Lanford to get back on their feet.
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Roseanne: Season 6, Ep 8: Guilt by Imagination
Phyllis zimmer is dans blast from the past girl.
Fred is funny. He's a well written character. Very deadpan, and bromancy with Dan.
Roseanne and Dan had the good sex!
Mmm pudding with milky way bars.
Fred is funny. He's a well written character. Very deadpan, and bromancy with Dan.
Roseanne and Dan had the good sex!
Mmm pudding with milky way bars.
Friday, August 24, 2012
Roseanne: Season 6, Episode 7: Homeward Bound
Darlene is home again! She comes home like every weekend!
DJ is on masturbating sprees in the bathroom.
Fun family time at the dinner table. DJ gets a lock for his bedroom door.
David says he wants to go to Michigan to live with his mom. But he's secretly going to go live with Darlene. OoooooooOOO. I had forgotten that he's still in high school at the time, so he's essentially dropping out of high school to live with Darlene and bum around. Cray cray
DJ is on masturbating sprees in the bathroom.
Fun family time at the dinner table. DJ gets a lock for his bedroom door.
David says he wants to go to Michigan to live with his mom. But he's secretly going to go live with Darlene. OoooooooOOO. I had forgotten that he's still in high school at the time, so he's essentially dropping out of high school to live with Darlene and bum around. Cray cray
Roseanne: Season 6, Episode 6: Halloween V
Festivating he diner!
Nancy is worried Dan doesnt like her.
A guy asked Darlene to a Halloween party. But it's no big thang. Uh huh suuuure.
David calls soda: "pop". And has a new girl, Sally. I have a hunch it's alll a rouse
I wan to make an apron with the chicken and egg print that Roseanne wears.
David and Sally are going to go as Romeo and Juliet 6 months after the suicide.
Roseanne thinks a stick up is a prank. Well, it was. Whew.
Dan gets his nose broken accidentally by nancy.
Dan says he doesn't want to go to the hospital on Halloween ever again. But he will! With his next baybay.
No trouble in teen town, the d and d love interests were all a prank
Good Halloween ep, but there were no costumes! I want Halloween costumes!
Nancy is worried Dan doesnt like her.
A guy asked Darlene to a Halloween party. But it's no big thang. Uh huh suuuure.
David calls soda: "pop". And has a new girl, Sally. I have a hunch it's alll a rouse
I wan to make an apron with the chicken and egg print that Roseanne wears.
David and Sally are going to go as Romeo and Juliet 6 months after the suicide.
Roseanne thinks a stick up is a prank. Well, it was. Whew.
Dan gets his nose broken accidentally by nancy.
Dan says he doesn't want to go to the hospital on Halloween ever again. But he will! With his next baybay.
No trouble in teen town, the d and d love interests were all a prank
Good Halloween ep, but there were no costumes! I want Halloween costumes!
Roseanne: Season 6, Episode 5: Be my Baby
Sex for babies! Roseanne is making Dan wear boxers and they are on a sex schedule. But Roseanne just got her period. Sad. But good news- Jackie is pregnant with Fred's baby. Jackie wanted Roseanne to be pregnant so they could be preggers together. Just like me and L dubs.
Roseanne is so tan. I love this episode. Such good lines. And character moments.
Like when Jackie announces she's pregnant to bev and then to Fred while he's on the pot.
Roseanne is sad and thinks her body don't work.
Sex in the truck! Hot!
I heart this ep big. babies. what?
Roseanne is so tan. I love this episode. Such good lines. And character moments.
Like when Jackie announces she's pregnant to bev and then to Fred while he's on the pot.
Roseanne is sad and thinks her body don't work.
Sex in the truck! Hot!
I heart this ep big. babies. what?
Friday, August 17, 2012
Roseanne: Season 6, Episode 2: The Mommy's Curse
Leon again? More inspecting? Good times.
Ooh Jackie is visibly pregnant. You can tell they are trying to hide it. Guess its time to meet Fred. I heart Fred. I saw him on law and order svu recently as a crooked cop.
Jackie goes out with Fred. And they had the sex, with the super spermies!
I love the end of this. Bev sells her share of the restaurant to Leon! It's going to be a new era at the Lanford Lunchbox!
Ooh Jackie is visibly pregnant. You can tell they are trying to hide it. Guess its time to meet Fred. I heart Fred. I saw him on law and order svu recently as a crooked cop.
Jackie goes out with Fred. And they had the sex, with the super spermies!
I love the end of this. Bev sells her share of the restaurant to Leon! It's going to be a new era at the Lanford Lunchbox!
Roseanne: Season 6, Episode 1: Two Down 1 to go
"Thanks dad, you're the best. Sorry bout those teen years. " -Darlene
New opening! No more pizza now it's Chinese!
I don't blame Roseanne for wanting to take Darlene to college. I'd want to know were my kid was staying.
Woah David wants to get engaged. Darlene thinks its stupid. Or David's just being whiny and manipulating.
Darlene has white tennis shoes this year. I guess she's officially out of the goth dark teenager phase. Except she's still acting super Emo.
It's funny that she appears to be staying in a crap apt rather than a dorm.
I heart mommy and Darlene bonding sleep over.
New opening! No more pizza now it's Chinese!
I don't blame Roseanne for wanting to take Darlene to college. I'd want to know were my kid was staying.
Woah David wants to get engaged. Darlene thinks its stupid. Or David's just being whiny and manipulating.
Darlene has white tennis shoes this year. I guess she's officially out of the goth dark teenager phase. Except she's still acting super Emo.
It's funny that she appears to be staying in a crap apt rather than a dorm.
I heart mommy and Darlene bonding sleep over.
Thursday, August 09, 2012
Roseanne: Season 5, Episode 23: Glen Gary, Glennrosy
Chris Farley! Roger is a scam artist! Jackie's buying a house!
Wednesday, August 08, 2012
Roseanne: Season 5, Episode 22: Promises Promises
Tim curry as roger! And he's handsome. My mama thinks all guys named roger are weirdos. And she's right in this case.
I love all the plaid. Very hipster. Jim needs more plaid.
I feel like we haven't seen becky in forever.
Prom fever. I love it. And Darlene's going! Woo early 90s fashion! David and Darlene are going to have sexy times!
Nancy's onesie brown leopard print outfit is ridiculous.
Onos, David can't get it up. I think they're doing it wrong, they both still have all their clothes on. Tv always makes it look like you go from kissing to intercourse with nothing in between. Aww David couldn't do it.
They bought a depressed property. For $5k? Or a share of it for $5k I guess.
I love all the plaid. Very hipster. Jim needs more plaid.
I feel like we haven't seen becky in forever.
Prom fever. I love it. And Darlene's going! Woo early 90s fashion! David and Darlene are going to have sexy times!
Nancy's onesie brown leopard print outfit is ridiculous.
Onos, David can't get it up. I think they're doing it wrong, they both still have all their clothes on. Tv always makes it look like you go from kissing to intercourse with nothing in between. Aww David couldn't do it.
They bought a depressed property. For $5k? Or a share of it for $5k I guess.
Tuesday, August 07, 2012
Roseanne: Season 5, Episode 21: Playing with Matches
You put your teeth in that mouth? -bev
I need to remember that line.
Why is Molly such a slut? Geez.
David is so whiny about not getting laid.
I love relationship advice from Roseanne and Dan to David. So good.
Sad Darlene is sad.
I need to remember that line.
Why is Molly such a slut? Geez.
David is so whiny about not getting laid.
I love relationship advice from Roseanne and Dan to David. So good.
Sad Darlene is sad.
Roseanne: Season 5, Episode 20: It was 20 years ago today
I love the Jackie and Roseanne conversation right above david.
I don't get the expecting gifts for your wedding anniversary. I mean, I'm happy with gifts but it's strange. Like for my parents wedding, I wasnt there, I mean, I. Happy they got married but am I really supposed to celebrate that?
Onos. Lost wedding ring. I'm glad I haven't done that yet. Bill Maher is the photographer for the sexy photo shoot.
I love the sexy Dan photos at the end.
I don't get the expecting gifts for your wedding anniversary. I mean, I'm happy with gifts but it's strange. Like for my parents wedding, I wasnt there, I mean, I. Happy they got married but am I really supposed to celebrate that?
Onos. Lost wedding ring. I'm glad I haven't done that yet. Bill Maher is the photographer for the sexy photo shoot.
I love the sexy Dan photos at the end.
Sunday, August 05, 2012
Roseanne: Season 5, Episode 19: It's a Boy!
Another awesome episode. The scene with Roseanne and David's Mom is so powerful. I feel like it gives hope to the world that Roseanne saw what their home life was like, and took David out of it.
And it still has great funniness. Dan and DJ talking about the power of testosterone in the house. And Dan and Roseanne giving David the house rules. I love it. Makes me so happy.
And it still has great funniness. Dan and DJ talking about the power of testosterone in the house. And Dan and Roseanne giving David the house rules. I love it. Makes me so happy.
Friday, August 03, 2012
Roseanne: Season 5, Episode 16: Wait Til your Father Gets Home
This is the episode where Roseanne & Jackie's Dad dies. This is the first time I've watched it since my dad died. And in the spirit of dead dad's I just went to a memorial service for a coworker's father.
I was interested to see how I reacted, because often when there are plot lines about dead family, especially dads, I get super weepy, but this time not so much.
I really enjoyed the overly empathetic funeral home director. I had a really similar experience at the funeral home we used for my dad. They were really froofy and tried to oversell us things based on our vulnerability.
I also liked how Darlene said that she felt bad for not feeling bad enough. But she had cramps :)
It was nice to see that death didn't wash away all of the bad things their dad did, but it still helped Roseanne to let them go. I'm lucky in that most of the relationship I had with my dad was really good, but I still know what that forgiveness in death feels like.
OK, so now I'm getting teary. Jesus.
I'll end with this - I burned my finger on hot olive oil tonight, and while watching this show, I was trying to use a frozen ketchup packet to take some of the sting off.
I was interested to see how I reacted, because often when there are plot lines about dead family, especially dads, I get super weepy, but this time not so much.
I really enjoyed the overly empathetic funeral home director. I had a really similar experience at the funeral home we used for my dad. They were really froofy and tried to oversell us things based on our vulnerability.
I also liked how Darlene said that she felt bad for not feeling bad enough. But she had cramps :)
It was nice to see that death didn't wash away all of the bad things their dad did, but it still helped Roseanne to let them go. I'm lucky in that most of the relationship I had with my dad was really good, but I still know what that forgiveness in death feels like.
OK, so now I'm getting teary. Jesus.
I'll end with this - I burned my finger on hot olive oil tonight, and while watching this show, I was trying to use a frozen ketchup packet to take some of the sting off.
Thursday, August 02, 2012
Roseanne: Season 5, Episodes Home for the Holidays - Lanford Daze
I've been watching Roseanne on youtube on my iPhone while curled up in bed. It's pretty amazing.
So I have spotty thoughts on these excellent episodes.
I totally forgot David has 2 younger sisters. I feel like the scene with them got cut out of the syndicated version
Darlene looks much older than the last few eps
I also forgot Charlotte worked at the diner
Woah. Hello fishers temper yo. Foreshadowing!
And Darlene writes twisted comics. "Warped and depressing is what's cool now!" -Roseanne
Oooooh this is the episode! I forgot the subplot. This is a really intense one. We find out that Fisher is beating Jackie. And Jackie tries to apologize for his actions. And then Dan beats the crap out of Fisher.
"Oh my god, Dan. You didn't kill him and then go buy chicken, didja?" -Roseanne
Bail is $100
Darlene has to bail out her dad. Priceless.
Crime and Punishment is such a good episode. I get teary whenever I see it. Very real.
I like the small town everybody knows what's going on, but no one knows the details do they invent them
Amy Sherman is the producer for Roseanne and also didGilmore girls. Apparently now she's doing Bunheads. I feel like maybe I should watch that...
So I have spotty thoughts on these excellent episodes.
I totally forgot David has 2 younger sisters. I feel like the scene with them got cut out of the syndicated version
Darlene looks much older than the last few eps
I also forgot Charlotte worked at the diner
Woah. Hello fishers temper yo. Foreshadowing!
And Darlene writes twisted comics. "Warped and depressing is what's cool now!" -Roseanne
Oooooh this is the episode! I forgot the subplot. This is a really intense one. We find out that Fisher is beating Jackie. And Jackie tries to apologize for his actions. And then Dan beats the crap out of Fisher.
"Oh my god, Dan. You didn't kill him and then go buy chicken, didja?" -Roseanne
Bail is $100
Darlene has to bail out her dad. Priceless.
Crime and Punishment is such a good episode. I get teary whenever I see it. Very real.
I like the small town everybody knows what's going on, but no one knows the details do they invent them
Amy Sherman is the producer for Roseanne and also didGilmore girls. Apparently now she's doing Bunheads. I feel like maybe I should watch that...
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