Roseanne: season 4 episode 7 Vegas

Darlene doesn't eat meat anymore. She's emo girl! Nancy and Arnie are getting married! In Vegas and paying for Dan and Roseanne. I love the dynamic between Dan and Roseanne. Makes me happy to watch. "say something sexy, Dan" "we're up 85 bucks" onoes a fight! To be continued!

Roseanne: Season 4, Episode 6: Trick me Up, Trick me down

Halloween!
This is a really great transition from the last episode, where Kathy the neighbor is super stuck up and hates Lanford and Roseanne.
So they prank Kathy and make her think that Roseanne killed Dan, and is going to kill her next.

DJ is Alfalfa from the little rascals, but he wants to be the Terminator. Now he's the Alfafanator!

Jackie is a brunette again! That was shortlived :)
She's going to the party as Morticia Adams.

Crystal is Elvira. But they look the same :)

Arnie is the ghost of Elvis.
Nancy is an axe murderer.

Dan and Roseanne are a dead ventriloquist and his doll... puppet, whatever those dolls are. Dummy! That's it.

Jackie likes moose guy! Iiiitttssss Booker! But Jackie isn't interested in Booker any more.

Snakes in the bed! Snakes in the bed! Prank from the kids :)

Roseanne: Season 4, Episode 5: Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Ugly pieces of crap! Dog statue that holds newspapers, umbrella. Awesome.

I love the small town dynamic, that everyone knows the Conners.

Hehe, Roseanne tries to convince her neighbor that the smalltown vibe is Stepford-wives style fun.

Roseanne, Season 4, Episode 5: Darlene Fades to Black

Darlene is emo! Or depressed.... or a teenager... or something. Well, she is a freshman in high school.
Jackie started trucking school and is much more chipper.
Darlene quit basketball. Sporty Darlene is now emo Darlene! She doesn't  even want to hang out with her friend Marcy.
And she isn't interested in Barry anymore.

Burned meatloaf for dinner, mmmm.

Roseanne:Season 4, Episode 3: Why Jackie becomes a Trucker

ugly dog! Last week DJ was neglected, so this week he wants a dog.
Leon coming over to play poker! Woo guys night.
"If we can't share our feelings with one another, we might as well be men" - Bonnie

Random guy in the poker game, who's he?
Arnie cheated on Nancy with Jackie. Boo. And it's going to be a big secret!

Annnd Leon comes out to the guys at the poker party. Good times.
Dan - "It's OK. That ... happens"

"Hey honey, why didn't you tell me Leon was gay?" - Dan
"What's it matter, you're all PIGS!" - Roseanne

Jackie wants to go to trucker school in Elgin!

Roseanne: Season 4, Episode 2: Take my bike, please!

Uh ohs, the bike shop isn't doing well...already :( It's going to be a long sad season.

Jackie went blond. Is now working as a perfume girl at Rodbells. In the most hideous dress evar.
Darlene made spaghetti with 1000 island dressing for dinner.

Hi Art! Have a motorcycle.

Roseanne: Season 4, Episode 1: A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Becky wants the pill! And she asks her mom while wearing a cross necklace. And now Dan is comparing using a new wrench to using Becky :)
Becky's already had the sex! And Roseanne's freakin' out.

Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 25: The Pied Piper of Lanford

Ziggy! Here to fill everyone's heads with new thoughts and then run away again.
We saw him last season where he got Dan to get back on his motorcycle again.

Becky has short hair again! I really like the scene when Ziggy catches her talking about how dreamy he is. "Like Mark, but more mature"

Hehe, the loan agent is Brad Garrett - the brother from Everybody Loves Raymond.
Ziggy gets cold feet and backs out. Surprisingly smart guy. But Dan and Roseanne have been swept in.

Aaaaand that's the end of season 3!

Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 24: Scenes from a BBQ

Becky has long hair again. TV magic!
And we get to see Nana Mary, Roseanne and Jackie's mama's mama.

Nana Mary to Roseanne's black friends: "I want you to know, I'm not prejudiced"
Yay old people.

Men standing around talking about grilling and coal stacking. Makes me glad we have a gas grill.

"I know you liked him Mom, but then, you didn't have to sleep with him" - Jackie

Ooh family sing-a-long BBQ. And Bonnie sings super good!