Roseanne: Season 5, Episode 11: Of Ice and Men

I think I have about 50 episodes or Roseanne on my DVR. It's great.
It's the beginning of the end with Fisher.      
Jackie broke up with Fisher because he's too young. He's 25, she's 37. Yeah, that's a big gap. But it's half plus 7, so it's ok. Except that he beats her. But we don't know that yet. She has been holding her jacket funny whenever we see her come in. Maybe cause it's just cold outside. But maybe it's because she's protecting herself since he's beating her.

Roseanne; Season 5, Episode 10: Good Girls, Bad Girls

Becky and Mark in bed. Ohh baby.

I love Charlotte, she's so shy and cute. And now she's making meatloaf for the family.

Daisy Chainsaw tickets! OooOOOoooo. And Molly is taking Darlene... not Charlotte. Poor Charlotte.

I love how amorous Dan and Roseanne can be.

Molly the ho! She wants to go get high and make out in a boy's van. Darlene wants to not get high and just go home.

Now it's 4am and she's still not home!

Give her hell, Roseanne!

Roseanne: Season 5, Episode 9: Stand on Your Man

The Lunchbox opens! Coffee apparently costs $0.65

Oh no, weirdo at the Lunchbox.

The girls take a self defense class.

Roseanne: Season 5, Episode 8: Ladies Choice

Nancy comes out as gay! And she's dating Morgan Fairchild.

Roseanne: Season 5, Episode 7: Halloween IV

Yay Halloween!
Darlene goes as the chick being attacked by birds
DJ goes as Hannibal Lecter all caged up
Baby Roseanne is a Bunny
Child Roseanne is a stabbed nurse
Child Jackie is a Ballerina
Teenage Roseanne is Ginger if they never found the island
Teenage Dan is Fred Flinstone

Dan / Jackie are Marie Antoinette post head getting chopped off
Fisher is a pirate
Crystal is Peter Pan

Roseanne is the Statue of Liberty!

Roseanne: Season 5, Episode 6: Looking for Loans in all the wrong places

"I can make you feel like a man David... take out the trash" - Darlene

Dude, DJ is totally outside playing Settlers of Catan by himself.

Theyz gonna have them a bidness!

Roseanne: Season 5, Episode 5: Pretty in Black

Darlene's 16th birthday.

Molly the neighbor! The dirty whore! With the perky hair.

Dan tries the loose meat sammich that is to be their destiny.

Darlene's dying her hair.

I love that they are playing Truth or Dare with the girls. And that Roseanne runs around topless, and runs into the new neighbor. Hilarity. I hope I do that sort of ridiculousness when I'm 40.

I also love that Roseanne talks at Dan when he's trying to sleep. I do that to Jim all the time. Although I don't normally talk myself into opening my own restaurant.

Roseanne: Season 5, Episode 4, Mommy Nearest

Jackie is a cougar! Dating a younger man! It's Fisher! The one who beats her. But not yet. That we know. . .

Jackie is so weird and neurotic. I love it.

Bev after the divorce. She gives each kid $10,000. That's awesome.

Darlene is almost 16, and wants a CD player.

Loose Meat! Jackie's great idea! It's amazing that they can come back from losing the bike shop, and be willing to open another business, one which kicks butt.

Roseanne: Season 5, Episode 3: The Dark Ages

Yay DVRed episodes!
Oh noes, no power all weekend :(
David and Darlene are working on their comic, and David wants boobies and sleaze.
I love that Darlene is kind of prudish with David.

I love this episode. And this scene. When Roseanne finds out David spends the night, then Darlene says that she can hear them having sex, and had to tell David they were moving furniture. It's just fantastic and funny, and real.

I even love how Dan really doesn't want to talk to Becky, because it's such a real Dad/Daughter dynamic.

Roseanne: Season 5, Episode 2: Terms of Estrangement Part 2

Becky has eloped! And now she's going to come home and get her stuff.

Silly Season 5, it's going to be re-released on DVD in September, but I want to watch them now. So I'm TiVOing them and watching the ones that don't air on youtube. Like this one.

Also, I heart watching David and Darlene. They're cute.

So sad! Goodbye Becky!

Roseanne: Season 4, Episode 16: Less is More

I forgot Walter was a re-curing character at the diner.

Roseanne's getting a breast reduction!

I love how awkward Jackie is.

Bologna sammiches for dinner.

Crystal is visibly pregnant this week.

Dream sequence with Doogie Howser, MD! NPH is so young!

And Darlene is being vaguely nice. Yay.

Season 4, Episode 15: The Back Story

DJ wants a Super Nintendo for his 10th birthday.

Roseanne throws her back out. Ouchy.

Roseanne: Season 4, Episode 14: The Bowling Show

We get to meet David!! Who is temporarily named Kevin.

Arnie's been on my back to have a baby. - Nancy
Well maybe one of these days he'll get it right. - Roseanne

It's Bonnie's husband Duke! He exists. I think that's the first time we've seen him. Judging from IMBD he's an actual musician.

More Bonnie singing. Yay.

Kevin/David being dopey and flirting with Darlene. Cute/akward. Definately not the same David we love going forward.

Season 4, Episode 13: Bingo

Dan uses a frozen waffle as a teething soother for Crystal's baby Ed.

Going babysitting rate: $5 for the night.

Bingo story line is silly.

Crystal is pregnant again! And cray cray!

Roseanne: Season 4, Episode 12: Santa Claus

I've been watching, and not blogging :)

Mrs. Claus at the mall gets $7.50, Santa gets $10.00/hour. So Roseanne is going to be Santa.

I love how the post-cop Jackie gets all tough and cop-like. 


Darlene's friend Karen! The first time she comes out of her emo hidey hole.
Darlene wants to go to a Star Trek convention with Karen.


Becky makes a joke about Mark giving her an engagement ring. Ha, just wait until the end of the season.


Darlene lets Roseanne read one of her stories. It's a Christmas miracle.