Thursday, June 28, 2012
Roseanne: season 4 episode 7 Vegas
Darlene doesn't eat meat anymore. She's emo girl!
Nancy and Arnie are getting married! In Vegas and paying for Dan and Roseanne. I love the dynamic between Dan and Roseanne. Makes me happy to watch.
"say something sexy, Dan"
"we're up 85 bucks"
onoes a fight! To be continued!
Monday, June 11, 2012
Roseanne: Season 4, Episode 6: Trick me Up, Trick me down
Halloween!
This is a really great transition from the last episode, where Kathy the neighbor is super stuck up and hates Lanford and Roseanne.
So they prank Kathy and make her think that Roseanne killed Dan, and is going to kill her next.
DJ is Alfalfa from the little rascals, but he wants to be the Terminator. Now he's the Alfafanator!
Jackie is a brunette again! That was shortlived :)
She's going to the party as Morticia Adams.
Crystal is Elvira. But they look the same :)
Arnie is the ghost of Elvis.
Nancy is an axe murderer.
Dan and Roseanne are a dead ventriloquist and his doll... puppet, whatever those dolls are. Dummy! That's it.
Jackie likes moose guy! Iiiitttssss Booker! But Jackie isn't interested in Booker any more.
Snakes in the bed! Snakes in the bed! Prank from the kids :)
This is a really great transition from the last episode, where Kathy the neighbor is super stuck up and hates Lanford and Roseanne.
So they prank Kathy and make her think that Roseanne killed Dan, and is going to kill her next.
DJ is Alfalfa from the little rascals, but he wants to be the Terminator. Now he's the Alfafanator!
Jackie is a brunette again! That was shortlived :)
She's going to the party as Morticia Adams.
Crystal is Elvira. But they look the same :)
Arnie is the ghost of Elvis.
Nancy is an axe murderer.
Dan and Roseanne are a dead ventriloquist and his doll... puppet, whatever those dolls are. Dummy! That's it.
Jackie likes moose guy! Iiiitttssss Booker! But Jackie isn't interested in Booker any more.
Snakes in the bed! Snakes in the bed! Prank from the kids :)
Roseanne: Season 4, Episode 5: Tolerate Thy Neighbor
Ugly pieces of crap! Dog statue that holds newspapers, umbrella. Awesome.
I love the small town dynamic, that everyone knows the Conners.
Hehe, Roseanne tries to convince her neighbor that the smalltown vibe is Stepford-wives style fun.
I love the small town dynamic, that everyone knows the Conners.
Hehe, Roseanne tries to convince her neighbor that the smalltown vibe is Stepford-wives style fun.
Roseanne, Season 4, Episode 5: Darlene Fades to Black
Darlene is emo! Or depressed.... or a teenager... or something. Well, she is a freshman in high school.
Jackie started trucking school and is much more chipper.
Darlene quit basketball. Sporty Darlene is now emo Darlene! She doesn't even want to hang out with her friend Marcy.
And she isn't interested in Barry anymore.
Burned meatloaf for dinner, mmmm.
Jackie started trucking school and is much more chipper.
Darlene quit basketball. Sporty Darlene is now emo Darlene! She doesn't even want to hang out with her friend Marcy.
And she isn't interested in Barry anymore.
Burned meatloaf for dinner, mmmm.
Roseanne:Season 4, Episode 3: Why Jackie becomes a Trucker
ugly dog! Last week DJ was neglected, so this week he wants a dog.
Leon coming over to play poker! Woo guys night.
"If we can't share our feelings with one another, we might as well be men" - Bonnie
Random guy in the poker game, who's he?
Arnie cheated on Nancy with Jackie. Boo. And it's going to be a big secret!
Annnd Leon comes out to the guys at the poker party. Good times.
Dan - "It's OK. That ... happens"
"Hey honey, why didn't you tell me Leon was gay?" - Dan
"What's it matter, you're all PIGS!" - Roseanne
Jackie wants to go to trucker school in Elgin!
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Roseanne: Season 4, Episode 2: Take my bike, please!
Uh ohs, the bike shop isn't doing well...already :( It's going to be a long sad season.
Jackie went blond. Is now working as a perfume girl at Rodbells. In the most hideous dress evar.
Darlene made spaghetti with 1000 island dressing for dinner.
Hi Art! Have a motorcycle.
Jackie went blond. Is now working as a perfume girl at Rodbells. In the most hideous dress evar.
Darlene made spaghetti with 1000 island dressing for dinner.
Hi Art! Have a motorcycle.
Roseanne: Season 4, Episode 1: A Bitter Pill to Swallow
Becky wants the pill! And she asks her mom while wearing a cross necklace. And now Dan is comparing using a new wrench to using Becky :)
Becky's already had the sex! And Roseanne's freakin' out.
Becky's already had the sex! And Roseanne's freakin' out.
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 25: The Pied Piper of Lanford
Ziggy! Here to fill everyone's heads with new thoughts and then run away again.
We saw him last season where he got Dan to get back on his motorcycle again.
Becky has short hair again! I really like the scene when Ziggy catches her talking about how dreamy he is. "Like Mark, but more mature"
Hehe, the loan agent is Brad Garrett - the brother from Everybody Loves Raymond.
Ziggy gets cold feet and backs out. Surprisingly smart guy. But Dan and Roseanne have been swept in.
Aaaaand that's the end of season 3!
We saw him last season where he got Dan to get back on his motorcycle again.
Becky has short hair again! I really like the scene when Ziggy catches her talking about how dreamy he is. "Like Mark, but more mature"
Hehe, the loan agent is Brad Garrett - the brother from Everybody Loves Raymond.
Ziggy gets cold feet and backs out. Surprisingly smart guy. But Dan and Roseanne have been swept in.
Aaaaand that's the end of season 3!
Sunday, June 03, 2012
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 24: Scenes from a BBQ
Becky has long hair again. TV magic!
And we get to see Nana Mary, Roseanne and Jackie's mama's mama.
Nana Mary to Roseanne's black friends: "I want you to know, I'm not prejudiced"
Yay old people.
Men standing around talking about grilling and coal stacking. Makes me glad we have a gas grill.
"I know you liked him Mom, but then, you didn't have to sleep with him" - Jackie
Ooh family sing-a-long BBQ. And Bonnie sings super good!
And we get to see Nana Mary, Roseanne and Jackie's mama's mama.
Nana Mary to Roseanne's black friends: "I want you to know, I'm not prejudiced"
Yay old people.
Men standing around talking about grilling and coal stacking. Makes me glad we have a gas grill.
"I know you liked him Mom, but then, you didn't have to sleep with him" - Jackie
Ooh family sing-a-long BBQ. And Bonnie sings super good!
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 23: Dances with Darlene
Becky has short hair!
And Darlene is going with Barry to the spring dance! I'd totally forgotten that Barry was so re-curring this season.
Wow, 1991 style dresses. Yowza. And Darlene has one with a giant butt bow.
Yay Darlene the feminist! She gets upset because her mom gets super excited she got asked to the dance, but doesn't care about when she does cool things in sports.
"There's better ways to get back at me - maybe Becky's boyfriend has a younger brother. " - Roseanne.
He does! I'm ready to see David!
Leon is gay. Aha.
And Darlene is going with Barry to the spring dance! I'd totally forgotten that Barry was so re-curring this season.
Wow, 1991 style dresses. Yowza. And Darlene has one with a giant butt bow.
Yay Darlene the feminist! She gets upset because her mom gets super excited she got asked to the dance, but doesn't care about when she does cool things in sports.
"There's better ways to get back at me - maybe Becky's boyfriend has a younger brother. " - Roseanne.
He does! I'm ready to see David!
Leon is gay. Aha.
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 22: Second Time around
Pregnancy test: Pancake butt = boy, bubble butt = girl.
Cocopuffs for breakfast. Unknown casserole for dinner.
Onos, Dan got knocked over in a porta potty by a wrecking ball.
Flashback to Roseanne giving birth to DJ. Dan has a mustache, and Roseanne and Jackie have giant hair.
I want DJs dinosaur wallpaper.
I've been sitting here for 4 episodes, and a minute before the credits come on, the cat finally decides it's time to lay on me. Kitties...
Cocopuffs for breakfast. Unknown casserole for dinner.
Onos, Dan got knocked over in a porta potty by a wrecking ball.
Flashback to Roseanne giving birth to DJ. Dan has a mustache, and Roseanne and Jackie have giant hair.
I want DJs dinosaur wallpaper.
I've been sitting here for 4 episodes, and a minute before the credits come on, the cat finally decides it's time to lay on me. Kitties...
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 21: Trouble with the Rubbles
new neighbors! And they're boring/uptight.
Go Roseanne! Lay the smackdown!
Go Roseanne! Lay the smackdown!
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 20: Her Boyfriend's Back
More Mark hating!
And Roseanne is going to ride Dan's motorcycle. Looking ridiculous.
Jackie is thinking about becoming a massage therapist.
And this is the first time that Becky gets the cold shoulder from Dan. About Mark. It's a cycle.
Mark does have really ridiculous hair.
Dan makes chocolate chip milkshakes. Om nom.
"I'm way too young to think about marriage." - Becky at 16. But she gets married at 17!
And Roseanne is going to ride Dan's motorcycle. Looking ridiculous.
Jackie is thinking about becoming a massage therapist.
And this is the first time that Becky gets the cold shoulder from Dan. About Mark. It's a cycle.
Mark does have really ridiculous hair.
Dan makes chocolate chip milkshakes. Om nom.
"I'm way too young to think about marriage." - Becky at 16. But she gets married at 17!
Vegas Interruptus
Roseannus Interruptus! Oh Roseanne, it's been too long. I'm glad to be back to Roseanne watching.
They bought the girls canned ravioli to nom while they're away for the weekend.
And Crystal is visibly pregnant.
"No booze, no pot, no sex below the neck. And no rap music - I don't like it. " - Dan's rules for the party while they're out of town.
Leon's being a douchecanoe!
The dude Darlene got felt up by is wearing a really ugly sweater. No wonder Darlene doesn't want to date him. She wants Barry, the guy who wanted Becky instead.
They didn't make it to Vegas :( But Roseanne didn't lose her job. And they're dancing to Wayne Newton in the living room.
They bought the girls canned ravioli to nom while they're away for the weekend.
And Crystal is visibly pregnant.
"No booze, no pot, no sex below the neck. And no rap music - I don't like it. " - Dan's rules for the party while they're out of town.
Leon's being a douchecanoe!
The dude Darlene got felt up by is wearing a really ugly sweater. No wonder Darlene doesn't want to date him. She wants Barry, the guy who wanted Becky instead.
They didn't make it to Vegas :( But Roseanne didn't lose her job. And they're dancing to Wayne Newton in the living room.
Sunday, April 22, 2012
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 18: Communicable Theater
Got to see Jackie act in community theater, with her faux wooden leg and one line. Woo!
This is kind of a painful episode. To see Jackie freak out about not learning the lines to the play is painful, and to see her perform is worse.
Dan being sick and whiny is funny tho. I might do that a little :)
This is kind of a painful episode. To see Jackie freak out about not learning the lines to the play is painful, and to see her perform is worse.
Dan being sick and whiny is funny tho. I might do that a little :)
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 17: Valentines Day
Darlene has a crush on Barry, but Barry likes Darlene.
"Run away Becky, like you always do!" -Darlene
Truth.
This is the first time we see Bonnie working at the restaurant, and the first time we meet Leon! I heart Leon.
Toby Maguire as one of Barry's friends! He's so young!
"Run away Becky, like you always do!" -Darlene
Truth.
This is the first time we see Bonnie working at the restaurant, and the first time we meet Leon! I heart Leon.
Toby Maguire as one of Barry's friends! He's so young!
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 16: Home-Ec
Oh god, she's going feminist on me...
Onos, DJ's being bullied. So Dan's going to teach him to fight.
Roseanne goes to Darlene's class for career day to tell them about being a mom and homemaker. And they go to the supermarket. They buy generic cornflakes to go in the groundbeef. And scratch off expiration dates from coupons.
"You mean I've been eating generic Frankenberries? " - Darlene
I enjoy this episode.
"Settle down, I'll give my wife a donut to kick your butt!" - Dan
Onos, DJ's being bullied. So Dan's going to teach him to fight.
Roseanne goes to Darlene's class for career day to tell them about being a mom and homemaker. And they go to the supermarket. They buy generic cornflakes to go in the groundbeef. And scratch off expiration dates from coupons.
"You mean I've been eating generic Frankenberries? " - Darlene
I enjoy this episode.
"Settle down, I'll give my wife a donut to kick your butt!" - Dan
Rosenne: Season 3, Episode 15: Becky Doesn't Live Here anymore
Becky being a little snot. Ahh teenagers.
An old Menuto album? Don't even know who that is, other than Mexican soup.
Becky wants Darlene to lie to cover for her so she can go out with Mark.
An ACDC album? OK, I know who they are!
I forgot how much drama there is with Mark. He's such trouble.
An old Menuto album? Don't even know who that is, other than Mexican soup.
Becky wants Darlene to lie to cover for her so she can go out with Mark.
An ACDC album? OK, I know who they are!
I forgot how much drama there is with Mark. He's such trouble.
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 14: The Wedding
After watching the last episode, I was just thinking that I don't remember Crystal and Ed actually getting married. I just remember them being married.
"Whoever heard of eating salmon at a wedding?" -Roseanne
No - buckets of chicken! Just like my parents <3
Becky and Darlene get to be bridesmaids! In ugly dresses!
Bachelorette party for Crystal! Woo!
Hey, it's AnneMarie, who we met in the principal's office. Yay token blank friend!
Crystal's pregnant! So much drama!
Awesome 1980's wedding dress! Poofy sleeves! And giant veil! And awesome pink bridesmaid dresses on Becky, Darlene and Jackie. And everyone has awesome babies breath in their hair.
Yay! Last minute appearance of Dan as the best man. :)
I love weddings. Jackie caught the bouquet!
Totally didn't remember this episode. So glad I got to watch it. And, I crocheted half of an elephant butt while doing so!
"Whoever heard of eating salmon at a wedding?" -Roseanne
No - buckets of chicken! Just like my parents <3
Becky and Darlene get to be bridesmaids! In ugly dresses!
Bachelorette party for Crystal! Woo!
Hey, it's AnneMarie, who we met in the principal's office. Yay token blank friend!
Crystal's pregnant! So much drama!
Awesome 1980's wedding dress! Poofy sleeves! And giant veil! And awesome pink bridesmaid dresses on Becky, Darlene and Jackie. And everyone has awesome babies breath in their hair.
Yay! Last minute appearance of Dan as the best man. :)
I love weddings. Jackie caught the bouquet!
Totally didn't remember this episode. So glad I got to watch it. And, I crocheted half of an elephant butt while doing so!
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 14: The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
Crystal is wearing what looks like a painters pant suit.
Hehe, Dan's favorite dish is tuna casserole made with macaroni and mushroom soup. Om nom.
They got a VCR! The Connor family leaps into the 80's!
Roseanne is trying to hook up Crystal with a guy from the mall. But she's already hooking up with Dan's Dad! Trouble! Quick switch! Now hook up Jackie!
Ed and Crystal are engaged! They've dated for just over a year. He's 20 years older. Crazytowns.
Hehe, Dan's favorite dish is tuna casserole made with macaroni and mushroom soup. Om nom.
They got a VCR! The Connor family leaps into the 80's!
Roseanne is trying to hook up Crystal with a guy from the mall. But she's already hooking up with Dan's Dad! Trouble! Quick switch! Now hook up Jackie!
Ed and Crystal are engaged! They've dated for just over a year. He's 20 years older. Crazytowns.
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