Jenna Elfman as a hitchhiker. She is a band that's all about female empowerment. Freedom rock.
This is such a random episode. It's the beginning of the end of Roseanne.
Roadtrip. Dan talking to Mark.
Roseanne's feminist musings on music. Which I like. But it's rather heavy handed and not super funny.
And then she gets into an argument with a trucker.
And gets out of it by scaring the po po with breast feeding. As you do.
Wednesday, January 02, 2013
Saturday, December 08, 2012
Roseanne: Season 8, Episode 6: That 50's Show
Uck. Kind of dreading this episode. I guess Roseanne is actually out on maternity or something? I'm not really sure why we have these couple of silly episodes in a row.
I want to like it. It is kind of interesting that they try to incorporate issues like the role of women in family/society, and the whole spoof aspect, but it's just so heavy handled.
Glad that's over.
I want to like it. It is kind of interesting that they try to incorporate issues like the role of women in family/society, and the whole spoof aspect, but it's just so heavy handled.
Glad that's over.
Roseanne: Season 8, Episode 5: The Final Chapter
Roseanne: Gypsy
Jackie: Witch - wicked witch of the midwest
dan: clown
dj: weird wife beater and mustache dude
Mark - lepracaun?
David: Weird Wolfman
Ok, we're totally into weirdo end of show mode. The outtro even has a bit where one of the writers asks what the heck this show is about.
Roseanne is apparently having a boy, not a girl, and wants to name him Jerry Garcia Conner. And Dan's all "cool..."
Most of it is Roseanne hallucinating while having her baby on Halloween. Silly. But has some fun clips from previous seasons.
Jackie: Witch - wicked witch of the midwest
dan: clown
dj: weird wife beater and mustache dude
Mark - lepracaun?
David: Weird Wolfman
Ok, we're totally into weirdo end of show mode. The outtro even has a bit where one of the writers asks what the heck this show is about.
Roseanne is apparently having a boy, not a girl, and wants to name him Jerry Garcia Conner. And Dan's all "cool..."
Most of it is Roseanne hallucinating while having her baby on Halloween. Silly. But has some fun clips from previous seasons.
Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 25: Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
David and Darlene are back to David and Darlene. David is about to
graduate from high school and wants to go to Europe, but Darlene wants
him to stay.
Random Gilligans island dream sequence. This is the last ep of season 7, what a dumb way to end the season. Not a huge fan of this.
Roseanne doesn't look pregnant she just has big boobs.
Maybe I'd appreciate this more if I'd seen Gilligan's Island.
At least it's not all dream sequence. Oh but now we have the cast of Gilligan pretending to be Roseanne characters. sure.
Random Gilligans island dream sequence. This is the last ep of season 7, what a dumb way to end the season. Not a huge fan of this.
Roseanne doesn't look pregnant she just has big boobs.
Maybe I'd appreciate this more if I'd seen Gilligan's Island.
At least it's not all dream sequence. Oh but now we have the cast of Gilligan pretending to be Roseanne characters. sure.
Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 24: Couch Potatoes
The Conners are a Neilson family!
Fred and Jackie are dunzo. Sad.
Fred and Jackie are dunzo. Sad.
Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 23: The Birds and the Frozen Bees
Watching the OJ trial.
Darlene wants to get back with David. But David has a date.
Roseanne has to pep talk Darlene into talking to David. Success!!!
Darlene wants to get back with David. But David has a date.
Roseanne has to pep talk Darlene into talking to David. Success!!!
Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 22: The Blaming of the Shrew
DJ is dating Lisa. Who is super pushy. And played by Ashley Johnson, who I recognize from... Something.
Fred and Jackie are in counseling with Ellen Degeneres. Who's a loom. No wonder this doesn't work.
Roseanne is making fried chicken. With bisquick. Nom.
Fred and Jackie are in counseling with Ellen Degeneres. Who's a loom. No wonder this doesn't work.
Roseanne is making fried chicken. With bisquick. Nom.
Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 21: Happy Trailers
$1500 in the bank. But they have to prepay the county for the baby which is $2000. Yikes!
Becky and Mark are buying a 'super cute amazing trailer.' Or something.
Darlene has short hair. Shorter than David's hair even.
Sharon Stone as a freaky trailer park resident.
Becky is such a snot sometimes.
Darlene has an orange velour sweater with leopard print accents. WTF.
Heart to heart wih Darlene and Roseanne. Cute.
Becky and Mark are buying a 'super cute amazing trailer.' Or something.
Darlene has short hair. Shorter than David's hair even.
Sharon Stone as a freaky trailer park resident.
Becky is such a snot sometimes.
Darlene has an orange velour sweater with leopard print accents. WTF.
Heart to heart wih Darlene and Roseanne. Cute.
Roseanne: Season 8, Episode 1: Shower the People you love with stuff
Season 8! Now Roseanne looks preggers. Dan has a beard and David has shorter hair. And the return of Becky number 1!
I really like the intro with the characters morphing over the seasons.
They have $400-$500 cribs. Yikes that's a lot of money.
"Don't you remember all those times I made you pudding?" -Roseanne
New Becky likes to wear short skirts and short shorts.
It's Crystal! She has bright red hair. And Nancy. Also with red hair. Haven't seen either of them in a while.
I heart the Patty Duke identical cousins out-tro.
I really like the intro with the characters morphing over the seasons.
They have $400-$500 cribs. Yikes that's a lot of money.
"Don't you remember all those times I made you pudding?" -Roseanne
New Becky likes to wear short skirts and short shorts.
It's Crystal! She has bright red hair. And Nancy. Also with red hair. Haven't seen either of them in a while.
I heart the Patty Duke identical cousins out-tro.
Monday, November 26, 2012
Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 20: Husbands and Wives
I think since Fred has been on the way out they started writing less funny lines and scenarios for him, but this week we have a couple of funny Fred moments. I love Fred and Dan in Fred's hotel room when Dan packs his pants. And I love Mark trying to show Fred how it's ok for your wife to have female friends.
Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 19: All about Rosey
Clip show. DJ pretending to be young Roseanne and Joseph Gordon Levitt being young Jackie. Fun clip show because this show has so many great moments. Love it.
Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 18: Single Married Female
It's sad to watch Fred and Jackie fall apart. I really like Fred. But I also see how they just aren't compatible.
Love Jackie freaking out when she realizes she's cheating.
Really strange exit sequence with Roseanne talking about getting pregnant by a bodyguard by going to a fertility clinic.
Love Jackie freaking out when she realizes she's cheating.
Really strange exit sequence with Roseanne talking about getting pregnant by a bodyguard by going to a fertility clinic.
Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 17: Lost Youth
Jackie want to have the sex in the car. I like that they keep talking about 'the sex'. Fred is boring and Jackie wants excitement. Dans sex advice- guys love ruts. Women want adventure.
David has an extra ticket for the dead show. And he did good at the SATs.
Mark is such a jerk. And David is too nice.
Fred is bad at making sexy times with Jackie.
David has an extra ticket for the dead show. And he did good at the SATs.
Mark is such a jerk. And David is too nice.
Fred is bad at making sexy times with Jackie.
Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 16: Sisters
DJ wants to spend time with Andy. And DJ is weird.
Dan lied to Darlene to get her home for the weekend. He pretended nana Mary died. Apparently Darlene and Becky and fighting.
Dan lied to Darlene to get her home for the weekend. He pretended nana Mary died. Apparently Darlene and Becky and fighting.
Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 15: Bed and Bored
Dan can't find his good pants. The house goes to hell in a hand basket without Roseanne.
Deep conversation with Jackie and Bev about being a bad mother.
Bev is so well written.
Deep conversation with Jackie and Bev about being a bad mother.
Bev is so well written.
Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 15: My Name is Bev
Bev got a DUI! And now she has to go to AA. And discovers she's an alcoholic.
"A woman of the 90s has to watch out for the herpes." -Bev to Darlene.
Hipsters!
And Bev is super obnoxious about her new found sobriety.
So now Dan, Jackie and Fred are getting drunk in the garage.
Angry alcoholism argument.
"A woman of the 90s has to watch out for the herpes." -Bev to Darlene.
Hipsters!
And Bev is super obnoxious about her new found sobriety.
So now Dan, Jackie and Fred are getting drunk in the garage.
Angry alcoholism argument.
Friday, November 16, 2012
Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 13: Rear Window
Roseanne has less black wig looking hair this year. It's reddish brown.
New neighbors! Nudists! Old nude neighbors.
Drunk mark. David and Becky out together.
Mark tries to talk to Darlene to get David away from Becky.
Love triangle! David tells Darlene she was abusive and they didn't connect. Darlene is sad
Dan tells his neighbors he can't stop staring at them naked. Roseanne flashes them. Anazing scene.
New neighbors! Nudists! Old nude neighbors.
Drunk mark. David and Becky out together.
Mark tries to talk to Darlene to get David away from Becky.
Love triangle! David tells Darlene she was abusive and they didn't connect. Darlene is sad
Dan tells his neighbors he can't stop staring at them naked. Roseanne flashes them. Anazing scene.
Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 12: The Parenting Trap
The parenting trap. David is dating Dinah. Christmas! Darlene is home. So David gets to bunk with DJ.
Talking to another of DJ s teachers. This one thinks DJ is 'special'. This is kind of dumb. He doesn't want to put his homework on the board and claims he doesn't understand. Wouldn't he still be turning in his homework or taking tests? Shouldn't the teacher have some other way of determining his intelligence?
Getting out the Christmas lights. Looooots of lights.
DJ is sporting wood. And now Dan, Mark, and Fred are discussing ways to hide erections. Fascinating.
Reintroducing the David crushing on Becky thing.
Hehe Roseanne tells DJ her first period story. That went well....
Talking to another of DJ s teachers. This one thinks DJ is 'special'. This is kind of dumb. He doesn't want to put his homework on the board and claims he doesn't understand. Wouldn't he still be turning in his homework or taking tests? Shouldn't the teacher have some other way of determining his intelligence?
Getting out the Christmas lights. Looooots of lights.
DJ is sporting wood. And now Dan, Mark, and Fred are discussing ways to hide erections. Fascinating.
Reintroducing the David crushing on Becky thing.
Hehe Roseanne tells DJ her first period story. That went well....
Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 11: Maybe Baby
Jackie has an awesome ostrich sweater. I want that sweater.
DJ is playing gameboy. I remember that one. It's super thick and he has the extra light since it isn't backlit.
This is a dramatic episode. It's also a little weird, Roseanne thinks Dan and everyone else are pressuring her to have an abortion. But they really aren't they are just trying to be supportive and everyone is stressed.
Finally at the doctor! Her doctor is the same dr as the one from Everwood. Amnio is clean. And the doc is kind of a douche. And says the baby is a girl. But it doesn't turn out that way. But he is healthy. So good enough.
Weirdo flash forward ending.
DJ is playing gameboy. I remember that one. It's super thick and he has the extra light since it isn't backlit.
This is a dramatic episode. It's also a little weird, Roseanne thinks Dan and everyone else are pressuring her to have an abortion. But they really aren't they are just trying to be supportive and everyone is stressed.
Finally at the doctor! Her doctor is the same dr as the one from Everwood. Amnio is clean. And the doc is kind of a douche. And says the baby is a girl. But it doesn't turn out that way. But he is healthy. So good enough.
Weirdo flash forward ending.
Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 10: Thanksgiving 1994
As we get ready for Thanksgiving 2012, I get to see Thanksgiving from 18 years ago. Holy crap, that's a long time ago.
Rossanne had an amnio.Jackie tells Roseanne to get an organic turkey. And there are abortion protesters at the doctors office. Roseanne tricks them away. Excellently done.
David and Mark are recruited to play in the "annual" football game. You know, the one we've never seen before. Mark doesn't know how to play football. And David is "helping" him.
Nana Mary got married! To Joe.
Onos. Roseanne called to find out the sex of the baby but the nurse couldn't say anything and they have to wait for the dr to call back... Over thanksgiving. Scary.
Nana Mary had 2 abortions when she was young. Bev is horrified.
And now Roseanne is scared something is wrong and she might have to have an abortion. Scary. And Roseanne is super defensive.
Roseanne needs another amnio. Waiting...
Rossanne had an amnio.Jackie tells Roseanne to get an organic turkey. And there are abortion protesters at the doctors office. Roseanne tricks them away. Excellently done.
David and Mark are recruited to play in the "annual" football game. You know, the one we've never seen before. Mark doesn't know how to play football. And David is "helping" him.
Nana Mary got married! To Joe.
Onos. Roseanne called to find out the sex of the baby but the nurse couldn't say anything and they have to wait for the dr to call back... Over thanksgiving. Scary.
Nana Mary had 2 abortions when she was young. Bev is horrified.
And now Roseanne is scared something is wrong and she might have to have an abortion. Scary. And Roseanne is super defensive.
Roseanne needs another amnio. Waiting...
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