Roseanne's starting the turkey at 5:30am. Thanksgiving error, that's going to be some dry dry turkey. I say this because Jim and I (and Vasily and Joyce) are the turkey masters. HERE is how to do thanksgiving turkey.
Also, I love cranberry sauce in a can, yum.
Dan leaves to go play football. Manly.
There's Grandma Bev and Grandpa Al. Ooh, and Bev is already talking to Roseanne about Jackie.
Bev thinks you need to baste every 30 minutes. Also false. See recipe above.
And Crystal and Grandpa Ed show up together. Ooooh.
And Dan's mom is there too! Audrey, with her date - Jay Bryant. It's neat to see her, since later they talk about how she's coo coo, and going to an institution...
And now Jackie's crying at the dinner table and Bev is freaking out. Good times.
Aww Becky's boyfriend Jimmy is at dinner too. But at the kids table. So no drama to be seen.
"How can you even talk about food? "
"Because I don't feel like talking about sex, and what else is there?" -Roseanne
Ed coming up with excuses to go see Crystal. Dan asks him to leave her alone, but no dice.
So true!
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