Becky has short hair!
And Darlene is going with Barry to the spring dance! I'd totally forgotten that Barry was so re-curring this season.
Wow, 1991 style dresses. Yowza. And Darlene has one with a giant butt bow.
Yay Darlene the feminist! She gets upset because her mom gets super excited she got asked to the dance, but doesn't care about when she does cool things in sports.
"There's better ways to get back at me - maybe Becky's boyfriend has a younger brother. " - Roseanne.
He does! I'm ready to see David!
Leon is gay. Aha.
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 22: Second Time around
Pregnancy test: Pancake butt = boy, bubble butt = girl.
Cocopuffs for breakfast. Unknown casserole for dinner.
Onos, Dan got knocked over in a porta potty by a wrecking ball.
Flashback to Roseanne giving birth to DJ. Dan has a mustache, and Roseanne and Jackie have giant hair.
I want DJs dinosaur wallpaper.
I've been sitting here for 4 episodes, and a minute before the credits come on, the cat finally decides it's time to lay on me. Kitties...
Cocopuffs for breakfast. Unknown casserole for dinner.
Onos, Dan got knocked over in a porta potty by a wrecking ball.
Flashback to Roseanne giving birth to DJ. Dan has a mustache, and Roseanne and Jackie have giant hair.
I want DJs dinosaur wallpaper.
I've been sitting here for 4 episodes, and a minute before the credits come on, the cat finally decides it's time to lay on me. Kitties...
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 21: Trouble with the Rubbles
new neighbors! And they're boring/uptight.
Go Roseanne! Lay the smackdown!
Go Roseanne! Lay the smackdown!
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 20: Her Boyfriend's Back
More Mark hating!
And Roseanne is going to ride Dan's motorcycle. Looking ridiculous.
Jackie is thinking about becoming a massage therapist.
And this is the first time that Becky gets the cold shoulder from Dan. About Mark. It's a cycle.
Mark does have really ridiculous hair.
Dan makes chocolate chip milkshakes. Om nom.
"I'm way too young to think about marriage." - Becky at 16. But she gets married at 17!
And Roseanne is going to ride Dan's motorcycle. Looking ridiculous.
Jackie is thinking about becoming a massage therapist.
And this is the first time that Becky gets the cold shoulder from Dan. About Mark. It's a cycle.
Mark does have really ridiculous hair.
Dan makes chocolate chip milkshakes. Om nom.
"I'm way too young to think about marriage." - Becky at 16. But she gets married at 17!
Vegas Interruptus
Roseannus Interruptus! Oh Roseanne, it's been too long. I'm glad to be back to Roseanne watching.
They bought the girls canned ravioli to nom while they're away for the weekend.
And Crystal is visibly pregnant.
"No booze, no pot, no sex below the neck. And no rap music - I don't like it. " - Dan's rules for the party while they're out of town.
Leon's being a douchecanoe!
The dude Darlene got felt up by is wearing a really ugly sweater. No wonder Darlene doesn't want to date him. She wants Barry, the guy who wanted Becky instead.
They didn't make it to Vegas :( But Roseanne didn't lose her job. And they're dancing to Wayne Newton in the living room.
They bought the girls canned ravioli to nom while they're away for the weekend.
And Crystal is visibly pregnant.
"No booze, no pot, no sex below the neck. And no rap music - I don't like it. " - Dan's rules for the party while they're out of town.
Leon's being a douchecanoe!
The dude Darlene got felt up by is wearing a really ugly sweater. No wonder Darlene doesn't want to date him. She wants Barry, the guy who wanted Becky instead.
They didn't make it to Vegas :( But Roseanne didn't lose her job. And they're dancing to Wayne Newton in the living room.
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