Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Rpseanne: Season 7, Episode 6: Skeleton in the Closet

Halloween episode! How topical!
I love David trying to explain gayness to DJ.
Costumes:Roseanne: Prince. 
Dan: Cowboy. 
Bev: Hobo. 
Leon: Hillary Clinton(pre-pantsuits). 
Fred: Batman
Jackie: Robin

Hehe, Dan and Fred in bed together. Man love.

Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 5: Sleeper

Mark thinks David is spending too much time with Becky.
David had an adult dream. DJ is being feisty with David.
David wants to move out. Isn't he still in high school?
Hehehehe the sex dream was about Roseanne. Akward!  Nice Becky and David moments.

Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 4: Girl Talk

This is a hilarious episode.
Becky and mark aren't having the sex!
And Jackie and Fred aren't having the good sex. "You mean he gets in the elevator but he doesn't go down?"
Fred wants to open up with the men folk. But he fails at relating to Mark.
Hehehehe. This is an awesome scene. All the guys realize that their women all talk to each other and the men all hear the deets. We know too much we know too much we know too much...

Mmm leftover peas for Becky.
And 'coffee' with David.

Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 3: Snoop Davey Dave

Yay back to tivoed episodes!
David is distraught and Dan can't handle it. Dan just wants to eat an orange Popsicle.
Life advice: walk it off.
Now Mark tries to help. And fails.
Roseanne's turn. And now David is trying to be tricksy and claim Darlene does drugs. She tried acid! Twice!
Roseanne has really ugly plaid shorts.
 Hehe, rebellion by marrying a republican.
Darlene is going back to school! Yay.

Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 2: Two for One

Sour milk! Roseanne puts it back in the fridge.
David tells Roseanne he wants to marry Darlene someday.
Saltines and cheesewiz as a midnight snack.
Oatmeal with syrup and brown sugar for a healthy breakfast.

Darlene was at a trashy hotel with another guy. Jimmy. From school. And David knows about it.

Dan is doubting having another bebe. But he just wants a head rub and wants to know its all ok.

Maternity clothes shopping! Everything is ugly. Roseanne is 42. Maternity fake belly to try on clothes. Weird. That is a hideous dress.

Roseanne's hair looks fake.

Darlene chooses Jimmy over David. Sad face.

Roseanne: Season 7, Episode 1: Nine is Enough

Dan has an armpit cyst and has to shave and apply ointment.

Hello season 7, and back to YouTube.
Hello black bra strap Becky.

Mark and David manlove! Yay communicable diseases.

Dan is bad at shaving his underarms.
"Now I see why you get so excited when I shave my legs once a month." - Roseanne.

Dan wants mark and Becky to leave.

Fred has no hair anymore! It's cropped close. And he and Jackie are cosleeping with bebe.  And Fred doesn't like it.

Kicking out Mark and Becky. But they are trying to have a baby! So obviously they can't go. Considering they don't have a baby during the next 2 seasons, that's not going so well.
Jackie is now an overprotective mom. No one can hold little Andy. And she constantly turns him so he has a round head.

Roseanne and Dan romance time. And Roseanne is pregnant!!  Babies everywhere! Woah.