Roseanne: Season 2, Episode 21: Fender Bender

Ah, Meg Wellman hits Roseanne with a car.

I like spacey Roseanne. It's Stephen Root as an attorney! (Milton from Office Space.)

"You know, if I wanted to, I could give you a summons. " -Jackie

"Well, if I wanted to, I could give you a makeover!" -Crystal

I like Jackie trying to act like a badass cop.