Got to see Jackie act in community theater, with her faux wooden leg and one line. Woo!
This is kind of a painful episode. To see Jackie freak out about not learning the lines to the play is painful, and to see her perform is worse.
Dan being sick and whiny is funny tho. I might do that a little :)
Sunday, April 22, 2012
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 17: Valentines Day
Darlene has a crush on Barry, but Barry likes Darlene.
"Run away Becky, like you always do!" -Darlene
Truth.
This is the first time we see Bonnie working at the restaurant, and the first time we meet Leon! I heart Leon.
Toby Maguire as one of Barry's friends! He's so young!
"Run away Becky, like you always do!" -Darlene
Truth.
This is the first time we see Bonnie working at the restaurant, and the first time we meet Leon! I heart Leon.
Toby Maguire as one of Barry's friends! He's so young!
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 16: Home-Ec
Oh god, she's going feminist on me...
Onos, DJ's being bullied. So Dan's going to teach him to fight.
Roseanne goes to Darlene's class for career day to tell them about being a mom and homemaker. And they go to the supermarket. They buy generic cornflakes to go in the groundbeef. And scratch off expiration dates from coupons.
"You mean I've been eating generic Frankenberries? " - Darlene
I enjoy this episode.
"Settle down, I'll give my wife a donut to kick your butt!" - Dan
Onos, DJ's being bullied. So Dan's going to teach him to fight.
Roseanne goes to Darlene's class for career day to tell them about being a mom and homemaker. And they go to the supermarket. They buy generic cornflakes to go in the groundbeef. And scratch off expiration dates from coupons.
"You mean I've been eating generic Frankenberries? " - Darlene
I enjoy this episode.
"Settle down, I'll give my wife a donut to kick your butt!" - Dan
Rosenne: Season 3, Episode 15: Becky Doesn't Live Here anymore
Becky being a little snot. Ahh teenagers.
An old Menuto album? Don't even know who that is, other than Mexican soup.
Becky wants Darlene to lie to cover for her so she can go out with Mark.
An ACDC album? OK, I know who they are!
I forgot how much drama there is with Mark. He's such trouble.
An old Menuto album? Don't even know who that is, other than Mexican soup.
Becky wants Darlene to lie to cover for her so she can go out with Mark.
An ACDC album? OK, I know who they are!
I forgot how much drama there is with Mark. He's such trouble.
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 14: The Wedding
After watching the last episode, I was just thinking that I don't remember Crystal and Ed actually getting married. I just remember them being married.
"Whoever heard of eating salmon at a wedding?" -Roseanne
No - buckets of chicken! Just like my parents <3
Becky and Darlene get to be bridesmaids! In ugly dresses!
Bachelorette party for Crystal! Woo!
Hey, it's AnneMarie, who we met in the principal's office. Yay token blank friend!
Crystal's pregnant! So much drama!
Awesome 1980's wedding dress! Poofy sleeves! And giant veil! And awesome pink bridesmaid dresses on Becky, Darlene and Jackie. And everyone has awesome babies breath in their hair.
Yay! Last minute appearance of Dan as the best man. :)
I love weddings. Jackie caught the bouquet!
Totally didn't remember this episode. So glad I got to watch it. And, I crocheted half of an elephant butt while doing so!
"Whoever heard of eating salmon at a wedding?" -Roseanne
No - buckets of chicken! Just like my parents <3
Becky and Darlene get to be bridesmaids! In ugly dresses!
Bachelorette party for Crystal! Woo!
Hey, it's AnneMarie, who we met in the principal's office. Yay token blank friend!
Crystal's pregnant! So much drama!
Awesome 1980's wedding dress! Poofy sleeves! And giant veil! And awesome pink bridesmaid dresses on Becky, Darlene and Jackie. And everyone has awesome babies breath in their hair.
Yay! Last minute appearance of Dan as the best man. :)
I love weddings. Jackie caught the bouquet!
Totally didn't remember this episode. So glad I got to watch it. And, I crocheted half of an elephant butt while doing so!
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 14: The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
Crystal is wearing what looks like a painters pant suit.
Hehe, Dan's favorite dish is tuna casserole made with macaroni and mushroom soup. Om nom.
They got a VCR! The Connor family leaps into the 80's!
Roseanne is trying to hook up Crystal with a guy from the mall. But she's already hooking up with Dan's Dad! Trouble! Quick switch! Now hook up Jackie!
Ed and Crystal are engaged! They've dated for just over a year. He's 20 years older. Crazytowns.
Hehe, Dan's favorite dish is tuna casserole made with macaroni and mushroom soup. Om nom.
They got a VCR! The Connor family leaps into the 80's!
Roseanne is trying to hook up Crystal with a guy from the mall. But she's already hooking up with Dan's Dad! Trouble! Quick switch! Now hook up Jackie!
Ed and Crystal are engaged! They've dated for just over a year. He's 20 years older. Crazytowns.
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 12: Confessions
I love how Bev's character is written. She is such the passive aggressive, backhanded complimenting obnoxious old lady. Like when she talks about other people while they're in the room instead of talking to them. My grandma would do that all the time.
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 11: Do you know where your parents are?
"Lady, you have an evil mind" -Dan
"And a body to match" -Roseanne
I heart when Dan and Roseanne relive their youth. They are cute.
"And a body to match" -Roseanne
I heart when Dan and Roseanne relive their youth. They are cute.
Sunday, April 08, 2012
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 10: Dream Lover
Wednesday is sex day! But there's none to be had!
Crystal has sex dreams about Pat Sayjack. "He's a very tender lover, with a virile and wiry body."
hehehee
Roseanne and Dan having an awkward conversation about their sexual desires. And Dan keeps trying to hide inside his sweatshirt. It's super cute.
Crystal has sex dreams about Pat Sayjack. "He's a very tender lover, with a virile and wiry body."
hehehee
Roseanne and Dan having an awkward conversation about their sexual desires. And Dan keeps trying to hide inside his sweatshirt. It's super cute.
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 9: Bird is the Word
Becky's principal is Captain Cragen from Law and Order SVU. And he's already bald. And strangely cheerful. And on a power trip.
"She's 16, she gets good grades, she's not pregnant, I'd say that's damn near perfect" - Roseanne about Becky.
"She's 16, she gets good grades, she's not pregnant, I'd say that's damn near perfect" - Roseanne about Becky.
Saturday, April 07, 2012
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 8: PMS, I love you
This episode annoys me a little bit because it's all about how Roseanne is totally horrible once a month on her period. And then she acts completely ridiculous, and drives everybody nuts. But it's so clearly a silly plot device.
Dan's 39th birthday.
Dan's 39th birthday.
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 7: Trick or Treat
Happy Halloween!
Jackie is wearing a sad kitty costume.
DJ is a witch - not a warlock... much to his father's dismay
Becky is a prom queen, half prettified, have bloodified.
Dan is all 3 stooges, with one head on each shoulder.
Darlene has an alien poking out of her stomach.
Roseanne is a dude, trucker outdoorsey kind of dude. Very convincing :)
Crystal ordered a Pink Squirrel at the Lobo. Nice.
Jackie is wearing a sad kitty costume.
DJ is a witch - not a warlock... much to his father's dismay
Becky is a prom queen, half prettified, have bloodified.
Dan is all 3 stooges, with one head on each shoulder.
Darlene has an alien poking out of her stomach.
Roseanne is a dude, trucker outdoorsey kind of dude. Very convincing :)
Crystal ordered a Pink Squirrel at the Lobo. Nice.
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 6: Becky, Beds and Boys
"His name is Mark Healy and we're going to a party"
It's Mark. The man who will steal Becky away, and turn her into another Backy.
And here he is smoking a cigarette, chewing gum, wearing a leather jacket and ripped jeans. Teenage dreamboat.
"Hey Mark, 2 + 2" -Darlene
"What? " - Mark
"I thought so" - Darlene
Ahh, the start of their wonderful relationship too.
Dan ran into Mark at the Lobo drinking beer. And he's an ass. Much like in the future when Dan and Roseanne pay for Mark to go to school, and he flakes out and Dan finds him at the Lobo.
"You think you can stop me from seeing Becky? " - Mark
"I think I can stop you from seeing tomorrow?" - Dan
False.
"I want to go over to his house and beat the hell out of his mother." - Roseanne
She is a bitch, instead you can just faux-adopt her other son.
"I'm never going to see him again, ever." - Becky re: Mark
False.
I love this show.
It's Mark. The man who will steal Becky away, and turn her into another Backy.
And here he is smoking a cigarette, chewing gum, wearing a leather jacket and ripped jeans. Teenage dreamboat.
"Hey Mark, 2 + 2" -Darlene
"What? " - Mark
"I thought so" - Darlene
Ahh, the start of their wonderful relationship too.
Dan ran into Mark at the Lobo drinking beer. And he's an ass. Much like in the future when Dan and Roseanne pay for Mark to go to school, and he flakes out and Dan finds him at the Lobo.
"You think you can stop me from seeing Becky? " - Mark
"I think I can stop you from seeing tomorrow?" - Dan
False.
"I want to go over to his house and beat the hell out of his mother." - Roseanne
She is a bitch, instead you can just faux-adopt her other son.
"I'm never going to see him again, ever." - Becky re: Mark
False.
I love this show.
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 5: Good-Bye, Mr. Right
Hehe, Jackie tackled a naked guy and fell down a flight of steps and hurt her back. Herniated disk. Eww.
Gary's freaking out because Jackie has a dangerous job.
I love Darlene and Becky finding DJs box of doll heads.
And Gary freaking out again. Good-bye Gary. :( Good-bye police job :(
Gary's freaking out because Jackie has a dangerous job.
I love Darlene and Becky finding DJs box of doll heads.
And Gary freaking out again. Good-bye Gary. :( Good-bye police job :(
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 4: Like, A new job
Roseanne got a job at Rodbells! Apparently a waitress job in a crazy uniform is better than being the hair wash girl at the salon.
Alyson Hannigan! She's one of Becky's friends who goes to the restaurant where Roseanne is working.
And Roseanne's going down to the basement because she doesn't want to live with Becky. The first of many basement dwellers. Well, maybe not, I guess it's usually just David.
Alyson Hannigan! She's one of Becky's friends who goes to the restaurant where Roseanne is working.
And Roseanne's going down to the basement because she doesn't want to live with Becky. The first of many basement dwellers. Well, maybe not, I guess it's usually just David.
Roseanne: Season 3, Episode 3: Like a Virgin
Yay! My DVDs of season 3 and 4 have come in the mail. I'm now icing my back after yoga and ready for some quality TV time.
"You're just jealous because I'm anatomically correct." - Becky to Darlene
Becky has totally awesome 1990's style.
Roseanne and Jackie are giving Becky the sex talk. And Jackie is talking about using the sponge as birth control. Is that still around? Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about Elaine trying to find the sponge? Planned Parenthood thinks it's still available.
And now Darlene is kissing some boy named Brian. In the dark. Lying down! Dirty!
This is the episode where Roseanne talks about shooting hoopies - aka shooting hoops
"You're just jealous because I'm anatomically correct." - Becky to Darlene
Becky has totally awesome 1990's style.
Roseanne and Jackie are giving Becky the sex talk. And Jackie is talking about using the sponge as birth control. Is that still around? Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about Elaine trying to find the sponge? Planned Parenthood thinks it's still available.
And now Darlene is kissing some boy named Brian. In the dark. Lying down! Dirty!
This is the episode where Roseanne talks about shooting hoopies - aka shooting hoops
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